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Retrievers of Truth July 27 transcript

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Characters:		Rachel Blake · Alvar Hanso · Thomas Mittelwerk · DJ Dan · William Kilpatrick · Malick · Other...
Themes:		Hanso Foundation · DHARMA · Valenzetti Equation · Sri Lanka Video · Apollo Candy · Other...

This transcript is a copy of conversation logged on the Retrieversoftruth.com board, as part of the alternate reality game, The Lost Experience. The text is for historical purposes.

The official Lost Experience website housing these threads has been shutdown after the end of the alternate reality game, meaning all message threads there are no longer accessible. Using fansite primary sources, however, Lostpedia has recovered all the transcripts, and we believe we now have accurate copies of the original texts.

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Thread title - The prodigal son returns

Thread date - 07.27.06

BroadBandBeatnik
12:02pm Yo yo yo. What is up everybody?

iobiSeeingYou
12:04pm TRAITOR on the premises!

Fiberoptician
12:07pm DSL, I hear buzzing. Quick, get my bug spray.

BroadBandBeatnik
12:10pm Huh? You talking to me?

Fiberoptician
12:13pm Yeah, you and your half a kilobyte brain cell.

iobiSeeingYou
12:15pm Are you logging in from some Hanso retreat out in the Pacific? Fishing for inside information? You are dead to me. D E A D. Someone unplug him.

BroadBandBeatnik
12:17pm Sheesh, what's the hostility for?

DSLerator
12:20pm I'm gonna shut this board down if you won't stop hacking into it.

BroadBandBeatnik
12:23pm Hey, what did I do?

iobiSeeingYou
12:25pm Jeez. He's practicing his acting skills. Got an explanation? Well, I don't wanna hear it.

Fiberoptician
12:27pm Your log-in time is about to expire. You have 5, 4, 3 seconds left to evacuate...

BroadBandBeatnik
12:29pm HEY! Seriously now! Call it quits. I'm gone for a week and you all freak out on me? I thought we discussed it earlier this month! Yeah, I'm sorry you were all too busy working on the Beatbox Mixer.

DSLarator
12:31pm Yeah. Day and night. For 5 months straight. Nice of you to notice.

Fiberoptician
12:34pm *drum roll* And......GO! Boom chicka boom click clack clack.

iobiSeeingYou
12:36pm Geek.

Fiberoptician
12:37pm And proud of it. I got skills. I practice in front of the mirror.

iobiSeeingYou
12:40pm Can we get back to the point, please?

DSLerator
12:43pm Beatnik, you've been excommunicated.

BroadBandBeatnik
12:45pm Why?! Because I'm the slacker that got a few extra days off to attend biggest and coolest event of the year. So sue me. I'm not sorry. Comic Con ROCKS.

DSLerator
12:48pm You went to Comic Con?

BroadBandBeatnik
12:51pm No to Ethiopia. YES I WENT TO COMIC CON.

Fiberoptician
12:53pm Oh yeah..... Now I remember... He did tell me one day over lunch.

iobiSeeingYou
12:56pm I don't believe it. Prove it.

BroadBandBeatnik
1:01pm Here. (http://www.retrieversoftruth.com/users/BroadBandBeatnik/htdocs/images/thats_me.jpg) That's the back of my head.

Fiberoptician
1:03pm That is the back of his head.

BroadBandBeatnik
1:06pm So there.

iobiSeeingYou
1:08pm Fine. But if you were at Comic Con, who uploaded Mittelwerk to Broadband Stories?

Fiberoptician
1:10pm Good question.

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